Friday, May 22, 2015

Two Honeymoon Poems



HONEYMOON

Duluth, bitterly cold,
nestled along Lake Superior,
an unlikely honeymoon destination
for newlyweds in winter.
Two days, two nights
to begin a life together.
Chinese food,
smuggled bottle of rum,
bottles of coke,
lovemaking, card playing,
football watching?
An incredulous choice,
Vikings and Rams
to be chosen, for even
one moment, over the
most beautiful woman
in the world, the folly
of youth, the
penultimate of idiocy
quite deserving a hard
kick in the ass
and punted into
freezing cold Superior!
You withheld your
foot, and patiently
awaited the end of
the game, to
show me what
I had missed.
© 2011. Deacon Bob Wagner OFS. All rights reserved.




HONEYMOON SABBATH
Saturday night, long our
weekly Sabbath tradition,
as sacred a ritual as Mass,
to be with one another,
to see a movie, even
on our Honeymoon?
A Tradition established
is not easily ignored, we
pause our lovemaking to
search for entertainment
in the greater depressed
downtown of Duluth.

A new lifetime committed
relationship requires
entertainment with
similar intent. Three
theaters, from which
to choose, three films
about relationships,
Linda Lovelace’s
relationship with her
obsession, Miss Jones
eternal relationship
with the Devil, and
Winnie the Pooh’s
relationship with Tigger.

Disney or pornography,
chivalry and gallantry
leave to you the choice,
an offer you willingly
take upon yourself.
Two lovers, arm
in arm, we make
our way to the theater
in the bitter cold
and snuggle in
the back row
needing no prompting
 by the movie’s
images, to kiss
and embrace
throughout the
entire length
of the feature film.

Back in our hotel
we lay in bed,
bone of one bone,
flesh of one flesh,
the excitement of
the night fresh
in our minds, we
make love to the
film’s “Boleroesque”
erotic motif, “The
wonderful thing about
tiggers, is tiggers
are wonderful things.”
© 2015, Deacon Bob Wagner OFS. All rights reserved.

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